War Story

Legions pillaged and gored,
Ransaked, caroused, snored.
Their rutting and plunder,
We file hereunder:
A horde with a hoard whored.

 

Ballroom

Bert, from Butte, South Dakota,
Was born with more than his quota,
Of testicles (eight),
Which altered his gait,
Since they hung in four separate scrota.

 

Upscale

A shad would wear Uggs if she could.
Her sense of couture is quite good.
She’d  show off her pods
To the cods  and the scrods.
As a well-shod shad surely should.